And her name is.....LambChop.
Mom brought her home from
the grocery yesterday
and I was instantly smitten!
Lucy, of course, wanted to be her
new Best Friend,
but a little snarl from me
set Lucy straight.....
LambChop is MY Girl!!!
My Girl doesn't bark or bite at me.
She doesn't push me around
or steal my stuff.
She just winks her dark lashes at me
and quietly waits
while I tear out her stuffing
and nibble on her soft red paws.
Her squeakers are gone now
(Mom always confiscates those!)
but there's something comforting about
her complete and accepting silence.....
It's wonderful to have a friend who knows me so well.
As I drag her into my dark canine cave,
I thank Dog for True Love!
(Lucy, Stand Back!!!)
Don't leave your Girl lying around.....
Some opportunist is always ready to pounce!
Treat her with respect and care,
and you'll share many months of Joy!!
(LambChop......Will you marry me?!?!)